This should be the first comic to actually be on time. Or early. Most likely early seeing as I have work in the morning and I'm not staying up late to post a comic. SOME of us have work to go to. Unlike you...lazy fuckers.

Anywho, this comic...which is...right. Had to look it up. Anyone here who attends the same school, which shall remain nameless, as we do knows what this comic is talking about. Of course all of that happened during the summer, so people have probably forgotten about it. Basically the people upstairs...in their infinite wisdom...decided to abolish a couple of majors, stop hosting some sports teams, and move a bunch of majors around into different colleges for some reason. So. Yeah.

In non-comic related news, we'll be starting up the *real* reason this page exists soon. Porn. Or not. It'll probably just be the next comic. On Monday. Or, if you want to get technical, 11:00 on Sunday.

-Derek
dagenham42@hotmail.com