Ok, running a little behind on this tonight. And it's getting in the way of my sleeping. Not that I really sleep all that well. It's like running in a marathon. And I'm the guy with the broken leg and a lead cast.

Let's see, going's on, going's on. Nothing. Nothing is happening. Nothing ever fucking happens. Like today. What happened? Nothing. Maybe tomorrow something will...nah, I'm not kidding anyone. More nothing.

Well the comic for today is done, and that means that I've actually run out of predrawn comics. So I suppose procrastination is catching up fast. Maybe I should work on that. Like tomorrow. Not that I'm trying to procrastinate more...stuff just keeps coming up. Like today. The tv was on. And I watched it. For too long. But tomorrow...when's it have to be done by? Monday? Plenty of time left. There's always time to procrastinate.

-Derek
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Combat Analysis: Snowman Spy vs Human Farmer

Maybe some of you are probably wondering about the lack of blood, which should be spewing forth from the snowman in a Tarantino style display of filth. The answer is simple, snowmen have no blood; not in any classical way, shape or form.

See when you prick your finger you bleed, because there is a massive amount of liquid, known hence forth as blood, and when the containment of said liquid is compromised you begin lose the liquid. Which makes sense because at 98.8 degrees Fahrenheit most things are a liquid or a gas. Now consider the snowman, who is clearly similar to a human except in one very important fact, he is cold, just as the comic says. So for the sake of argument say the snowman has blood or a liquid streaming through his form that is an approximation of blood, with equal, non-respective characteristic to that of blood. It would mean that the blood would most likely be frozen. Or if not frozen certainly the intense cold required to sustain the snowman’s existance would make the viscosity of the snowman blood high enough as to prevent bleeding.

In this fashion the snowman is vastly superior to a human when in combat, because he cannot bleed to death. (We will assume that since no snowman, with the exception of hemophiliacs have ever bled to death that it is not a viable option.) Thus in the above comic it was most fortunate that the struck several of the snowman’s internal organs in the first assualt or the fight could have easily gone the other way.

-Steve