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There are lots of stupid and annoying people on this planet. Wait I’m lying. The vast majority of people on this planet are stupid and/or annoying. Perhaps not at every waking moment but certainly a strong sixty plus percent of their life is spent making others’ lives miserable and more complicated. This is where we berate people who do that to us. Today we “honor” Dave. This depressing young man will most likely die a slow lonely death because he is uncompassionate and uncompromising towards everyone. He only criticizes people and claims his jaded annoying comments as “enlightenment.” When in truth I think he just doesn’t want to have friends. For example he typically complains that we only hang out every six weeks and otherwise acts like a fucking woman. Which is why I will now only hang out with him every eight weeks. Both Derek and I would like to give Dave a middle finger for being such a pain in the ass. DAVE IS GAY. DAVE IS GAY. DAVE IS GAY. |
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